Great, now no one will be interested in MY
mailman stories I've been writing down for the last 23 years and just waiting for my talent to show up. Guess I'll start over.
...no really, it looks cool. If you need any expert advice, I'm totally down for being a consultant on anything.
"The Mailman's mortal enemy is the protective house dog." ...this for instance, is totally wrong. They are our friends.
The mortal enemy is the intolerant, entitled, "where is my package?" m-f-ers.