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« on: 12:06 AM | Monday, June 25, 2012 »

I have two weeks alone without my wife and kids as they are on vacation to the in-laws. I'm considering going back and finally reading Jimmy and Justin's entire run of Jonah Hex. Any other suggestions?
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« Reply #1 on: 02:06 AM | Monday, June 25, 2012 »

Walking around in you're underwear and swearing loudly... You know, just cause you can. Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: 05:06 AM | Monday, June 25, 2012 »

Rearrange all furniture, paint a room or two, maybe rip out a wall.
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« Reply #3 on: 11:06 AM | Monday, June 25, 2012 »

Hire strippers.  Lots and lots of strippers.

And maybe read Slott's run on Spiderman to this point
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« Reply #4 on: 11:06 AM | Monday, June 25, 2012 »

I'd try to read something more involving; something that you wouldn't normally have the time to properly dive into with full attention...

Perhaps something by Morrison? Hickman? A heady OGN perhaps (loooong list of possibilities there!)
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« Reply #5 on: 12:06 PM | Monday, June 25, 2012 »

From Hell if you have not read it... it is a book that takes a lot of time to read but it is also hard to put down.

The Wire is another "non stop" thing, once you get started.

Also strippers and home improvement, as suggested.
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« Reply #6 on: 02:06 PM | Monday, June 25, 2012 »

That's enough time to start a new family. That will show them for leaving you!

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Jonah Hex is one of those titles I keep meaning to read myself. If that's your jam, that's a good thing to read. Also, keeping it comic, tackle something from your regina pile that you haven't read yet.
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« Reply #7 on: 04:06 PM | Monday, June 25, 2012 »

From Hell if you have not read it... it is a book that takes a lot of time to read but it is also hard to put down.

I just read it this past weekend. At over 500 pages it does read rather fast.  Thumbs Up

I agree with the jacobi, tackle the regina pile. or dig up 3 random issues from three boxes. I just did that a half hour ago, found some forgotten goodies
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« Reply #8 on: 05:06 PM | Monday, June 25, 2012 »

Be sure to read Jonah Hex No Way Back OGN if you have it.

Other suggestions:
Daytripper
Usagi Yojimbo
American Vampire
The Walking Dead
Locke & Key

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« Reply #9 on: 05:06 PM | Monday, June 25, 2012 »

First thing I would do is masturbate.Not sure what I would do for the other 13 days ,23 hours and 58 minutes.
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« Reply #10 on: 06:06 PM | Monday, June 25, 2012 »

I personally wouldn't read Hex.  The entire run except one arc is all single issue stories.  Those are perfect for a quick sit and read at any time.  Something like this, go for something longer and involving.
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« Reply #11 on: 06:06 PM | Monday, June 25, 2012 »

I second Daytripper. But read it at the END of their vacation.
I promise, it'll actually make you thrilled that they are returning home in a wonderful way.
Beginning of your two weeks? Something epic and/or fun. Echo? Hickman's FF? Truly, thousands of great options.
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« Reply #12 on: 10:06 PM | Monday, June 25, 2012 »

I'd try to read something more involving; something that you wouldn't normally have the time to properly dive into with full attention...

Perhaps something by Morrison? Hickman? A heady OGN perhaps (loooong list of possibilities there!)

Good tip.
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« Reply #13 on: 10:06 PM | Monday, June 25, 2012 »

That's enough time to start a new family. That will show them for leaving you!

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Jonah Hex is one of those titles I keep meaning to read myself. If that's your jam, that's a good thing to read. Also, keeping it comic, tackle something from your regina pile that you haven't read yet.

Three issues into Hex. It is really good!
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« Reply #14 on: 07:06 PM | Tuesday, June 26, 2012 »

Duncan the Wonderdog is about as beautiful dense and involved as I've ever read. Now is the time to enjoy.
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« Reply #15 on: 07:06 PM | Tuesday, June 26, 2012 »

leave the seat up. read something from vertigo thats complete and around 50 to 75 issues
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« Reply #16 on: 08:06 PM | Tuesday, June 26, 2012 »

"Just take those old records off the shelf....."  Cheesy
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« Reply #17 on: 08:06 PM | Tuesday, June 26, 2012 »

You know this board is filled with nice guys since no one's mentioned sex or drugs (or sex with drugs) Thumbs Up One Wave

Unless those strippers mentioned earlier are bringing drugs and are DTF.
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« Reply #18 on: 09:06 PM | Tuesday, June 26, 2012 »

My wife is going back to Nigeria (her home country) with my daughter for three weeks in July and I'm a mess over it. It's pretty chaotic over there at the moment. Cry

What I normally do when they leave for long stretches of time like this is do some major renovating of the house. This way the place can be the mess it needs to be when doing that type of work. The plan is partially convert the guest room into a new closet for her (and the 400+ pair of shoes she owns).
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« Reply #19 on: 09:06 PM | Tuesday, June 26, 2012 »

You know this board is filled with nice guys since no one's mentioned sex or drugs (or sex with drugs) Thumbs Up One Wave

Unless those strippers mentioned earlier are bringing drugs and are DTF.

I never said I was a nice guy.  Just ask my mistress...
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