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« on: 02:11 PM | Friday, November 21, 2008 »

http://chicagoist.com/2008/11/21/for_that_recipe_that_needs_a_lovin.php
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« Reply #1 on: 02:11 PM | Friday, November 21, 2008 »

I feel like Anakin at the end of episode 3- Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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« Reply #2 on: 02:11 PM | Friday, November 21, 2008 »

I work in the restaurant industry.  I've worked with some world famous chefs who are extremely creative... but this is a new one.

Excuse me, I have to start bottling and selling my new product for high end restaurants...

I may be the next Paul Prudhomme!


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« Reply #3 on: 02:11 PM | Friday, November 21, 2008 »


It's certainly a unique way to jizz... er, I mean jazz up a recipe.

Excuse me, I have to start bottling and selling my new product for high end restaurants...

I may be the next Paul Prudhomme!

Eewww... I can see it now: grocery store shelves lined with "Tiki's topping".

This thread is going to make me gouge out my mind's eye.

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« Reply #4 on: 02:11 PM | Friday, November 21, 2008 »

It's certainly a unique way to jizz... er, I mean jazz up a recipe.

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« Reply #5 on: 02:11 PM | Friday, November 21, 2008 »

My wife just made me order a copy for a White Elephant gift.

I REALLY hope that she's telling the truth about that.
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« Reply #6 on: 02:11 PM | Friday, November 21, 2008 »

It's certainly a unique way to jizz... er, I mean jazz up a recipe.

Eewww... I can see it now: grocery store shelves lined with "Tiki's topping".

This thread is going to make me gouge out my mind's eye.

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« Reply #7 on: 03:11 PM | Friday, November 21, 2008 »

Yeah, I heard about this...environmentalists love it because it's the ultimate local food source...


One of the big problems is trying to get the sauce onto the plate in one nice spoonful...


It's definitely one of those foods that burn calories overall...


Does this mean men everywhere will stop using kleenex and start using napkins?


It's one of the only foods you'll find at the snack bar in an adult movie theater...


How would they present that as the "secret ingredient" on an episode of Iron Chef?


Brings a whole new meaning to "come" home for dinner...


I've got a few more of these...I'll try and keep 'em "coming?"
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« Reply #8 on: 03:11 PM | Friday, November 21, 2008 »

Yeah, I heard about this...environmentalists love it because it's the ultimate local food source...


One of the big problems is trying to get the sauce onto the plate in one nice spoonful...


It's definitely one of those foods that burn calories overall...


Does this mean men everywhere will stop using kleenex and start using napkins?


It's one of the only foods you'll find at the snack bar in an adult movie theater...


How would they present that as the "secret ingredient" on an episode of Iron Chef?


Brings a whole new meaning to "come" home for dinner...


I've got a few more of these...I'll try and keep 'em "coming?"

I want to kick you so hard for those!
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« Reply #9 on: 03:11 PM | Friday, November 21, 2008 »

What in the FOCK did you just do!?!?!?!!?

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« Reply #10 on: 04:11 PM | Friday, November 21, 2008 »

This brings up a question I have always had:  Can a vegan girl swallow semen?  Or would that be against her diet?
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« Reply #11 on: 04:11 PM | Friday, November 21, 2008 »

This brings up a question I have always had:  Can a vegan girl swallow semen?  Or would that be against her diet?

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« Reply #12 on: 04:11 PM | Friday, November 21, 2008 »

The next person who posts something like this is getting Two Girls, One Cup sent to them in an otherwise innocuous email.
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« Reply #13 on: 05:11 PM | Friday, November 21, 2008 »

This brings up a question I have always had:  Can a vegan girl swallow semen?  Or would that be against her diet?

If ANYONE eats this does it make them a cannibal? Thinking
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« Reply #14 on: 05:11 PM | Friday, November 21, 2008 »

If ANYONE eats this does it make them a cannibal? Thinking

I thought to be a cannibal you actually consume flesh?
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« Reply #15 on: 05:11 PM | Friday, November 21, 2008 »

How would they present that as the "secret ingredient" on an episode of Iron Chef?

I'm emailing Cat Cora my number now!
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« Reply #16 on: 06:11 PM | Friday, November 21, 2008 »

This entire thread = Groan Sign

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« Reply #17 on: 06:11 PM | Friday, November 21, 2008 »

I am never, ever clicking on one of Chris's links again. Ever. At least nothing related to food. Definitely not clicking on anything related to food.
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« Reply #18 on: 07:11 PM | Friday, November 21, 2008 »

This brings up a question I have always had:  Can a vegan girl swallow semen?  Or would that be against her diet?

No, because for that they'd have to get a guy to go home with them.

"Wanna come back to my place for tofu and harmony tea?"

"Nah.  Think I'm headin' to the pub for hot wings."
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« Reply #19 on: 07:11 PM | Friday, November 21, 2008 »

Well, I now know what I'm getting Mrs. Tiki as a stocking stuffer this Christmas!


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