I love to cook, but this is going tooooo far...

[zack kruse]

Yeah, I heard about this...environmentalists love it because it's the ultimate local food source...


One of the big problems is trying to get the sauce onto the plate in one nice spoonful...


It's definitely one of those foods that burn calories overall...


Does this mean men everywhere will stop using kleenex and start using napkins?


It's one of the only foods you'll find at the snack bar in an adult movie theater...


How would they present that as the "secret ingredient" on an episode of Iron Chef?


Brings a whole new meaning to "come" home for dinner...


I've got a few more of these...I'll try and keep 'em "coming?"

He'll be here all week folks! Be sure to tip your waitress!

[ja$#b w*&ch]

    

[ja$#b w*&ch]

The Lulu publishing reader comments below the book description are classic.  Here is the link to the page. 

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

My favorite part of the whole series of posts in one person who wrote simply: "What the f*** is wrong with you people?"

[Robert]

We could always re-thread that whole "Fork in the disposal" you-tube clip if we wanted to get back at Chris.