OT: New Year Weight Loss Program

[Spooky]

You can make it up to me.  You know what you must do.

I'm not going to suck your dick, mister!

Jeez, I was sorry five minutes ago, but now I'm a little offended.

Even after my holiday overeating I still only weigh 130 pounds, and that weight is slowly starting to make it's way back down to my usual weight of around 126. So I'm ok, but I wish all you guys the best of luck, make us proud. 

Welcome to the trim and fit club! *high fives*

[Richard]

Welcome to the trim and fit club! *high fives*

What?!

I'm in a club?.....Yay me. *high fives* 

[bryanb]

I'm in. I went from 205 to 183 last new years but have gained it all back again. One of my three big resolutions this year is to get down to 180. Love the idea.  

[Dave Faust]

I posted these a while back, but I so far I've been maintaining pretty well. No holiday binges (one of the good things about living in Korea).

2008, 280 pounds.


2009, 191 pounds.

[New Mutant]

I KEED. 

Aren't you the least bit ashamed of yourself coming in here and making fun of us, Mr I Ate So Much And Now I'm 130 Pounds?    

Give a fat brotha a break.

[New Mutant]

I'm not going to suck your ****, mister!

Another Skinny!  G'wan!!  Leave the fat people alone!  Go eat your turkeys with dressing and cranberry sauce!  Go ahead with your pizzas and your hamburgers and your french fries!!  Whadda YOU care how fat we are!!  G'wan!!!
 

[Spooky]

What?!

I'm in a club?.....Yay me. *high fives* 

You get nothing except the good feeling, you already expressed, from feeding of the plight of our fellow 11 O'clockers, which is kinda mean. So, the only thing the club is for, is the confirmation for your dickishness. Richard you are a dick.

(Yay... elaborate joke!) hehehe...

[New Mutant]

I posted these a while back, but I so far I've been maintaining pretty well. No holiday binges (one of the good things about living in Korea).

2008, 280 pounds.


2009, 191 pounds.

You. ROCK.

[Spooky]

Another Skinny!  G'wan!!  Leave the fat people alone!  Go eat your turkeys with dressing and cranberry sauce!  Go ahead with your pizzas and your hamburgers and your french fries!!  Whadda YOU care how fat we are!!  G'wan!!!
 

Don't go on changing the subject! I was feeling bad for my rude misstep, sir, not my balanced weight. Implying coitus with me was inappropriate, yet charming, but oh-so inappropriate! If you want to challenge me, then meet me at sunrise on the Brute-Brutish-Daughter-Avenue! Let us settle this thing... manly!

[Richard]

Aren't you the least bit ashamed of yourself coming in here and making fun of us, Mr I Ate So Much And Now I'm 130 Pounds?    

Give a fat brotha a break.

I'm truly sorry.

[Richard]

You get nothing except the good feeling, you already expressed, from feeding of the plight of our fellow 11 O'clockers, which is kinda mean. So, the only thing the club is for, is the confirmation for your dickishness. Richard you are a dick.

(Yay... elaborate joke!) hehehe...

You know.....there are times when I adore you, then there are times such as now, when I don't. WHEN Spooky, when will the jokes end?! 

[New Mutant]

Don't go on changing the subject! I was feeling bad for my rude misstep, sir, not my balanced weight. Implying coitus with me was inappropriate, yet charming, but oh-so inappropriate! If you want to challenge me, then meet me at sunrise on the Brute-Brutish-Daughter-Avenue! Let us settle this thing... manly!

Speedo a' speedo!
What? It's manly!
Just ask Goldberg, Hulk Hogan, Batista, Triple H and that lot! They're ALL manly and manly men watch them by the millions!
Right?

(New Mutant lashes out!  Shall Man Survive?!?  What Price Diet?!?  This Diet Plan, This MONSTER!!!)  

I'm truly sorry.

And I'm just truly jealous.  Don't mind me.  Enjoy your fitness.  And make sure you're healthy on the inside as well as out.  Heart disease don't seem to care how fat or skinny folk are.  

[David]

As good a time as any, I suppose.

I've been using the Wii Fit since the beginning of December and have lost some weight.  Still have some to get rid of.  Being sick last week helped, since I didn't eat a whole lot, but I've also cut back on the sweets big time.  I made a bunch of Toll House cookies over the past week and I think I ate two.  My stomach has shrunk since my portions aren't as large as they used to be and it doesn't take as much to make me full.

The Fit is a great motivator (as is Renee) and I look forward to coming home and hopping on the board for about a half hour or so.  But it's time to move onto the next level on some of the activities.  Rhythm boxing is probably not one of those activities since I was completely fumbling tonight following along.

I think I'll get the EA Active program this weekend.

[David]

Just ask Goldberg, Hulk Hogan, Batista, Triple H and that lot! They're ALL manly and manly men watch them by the millions!

Hogan doesn't sport the shorts anymore.  Hasn't for years.

[New Mutant]

Hogan doesn't sport the shorts anymore.  Hasn't for years.

Say it with me, my friend...

SPEE-DOES

"speedos"

Golden yellow shiny speedos.

[David]

Golden yellow shiny speedos.

Whatever you wish to call them, he doesn't wear them anymore.

[Spooky]

You know.....there are times when I adore you, then there are times such as now, when I don't. WHEN Spooky, when will the jokes end?! 

Ah.

Speedo a' speedo!
What? It's manly!
Just ask Goldberg, Hulk Hogan, Batista, Triple H and that lot! They're ALL manly and manly men watch them by the millions!
Right?

(New Mutant lashes out!  Shall Man Survive?!?  What Price Diet?!?  This Diet Plan, This MONSTER!!!)  

Yer right! We gonna settle this one like manly men! But I can assure the outcome won't feel so manly anymore for you! I'm gonna crush you and crumble you in little pieces and then *poof* yer gone! HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR!

They see me wrasslin',
They hatin',
....

[New Mutant]

Well about two hours ago, and yes, after I first posted on this board I do believe,

I went out and got restaurant french fries and chili.  The chili container was only as big as my fist, and the fries were a "side order" but they WERE fries.

And I ate them here at the computer while posting.

And it made me mad. A little self-hatey if you must know.

But.

If I don't die of a coronary in my sleep tonight, I will try again tomorrow.

And I will add that I did not get cheese, as the waitress suggested.

But I did get fries.

And I'm fat.

And sad.

Because I'm fat.

[Spooky]

 

[Spooky]